Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Only one thing can get done around her
I've been missing out
Swallow, count and repeat
Don't let it slip out again!
Use this fucking slut
Solid presentation prep, boss
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I love your ideas, honey
I'll help you get up, baby